NettetKick him in the ass. How do you get a mechanic out of the bath tub? Throw in a bar of soap and get out of the way. How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean. What do you call an Oscar winning film about mechanics? Lord of the Springs. What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack. NettetThis joke implies that mechanics often overcharge for their services or try to add unnecessary repairs to a customer's bill. The next one is a classic one-liner: “My mechanic told me, ‘I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'”. This joke pokes fun at inadequate or shoddy repair work done by inexperienced or dishonest ...
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